Mornings with Barney Quotes

“Caller: “I hate the government. They never do anything right. The less government, the better. We’d be better off if they would just shut down.” “What do you do for a living, sir?” I asked. “Nothing. I’m on Social Security.” “How do you pay your medical bills?” “I have Medicare. Oh, and I’m on disability.” “Did you go to college?” “Yeah, on the GI Bill.” “How’d you buy your house?” “I got an FHA loan. Say, listen, Wolfsie, what the heck does this have to do with how much I hate the government?”
― Dick Wolfsie, Mornings with Barney: The True Story of an Extraordinary Beagle