Diary of Steve the Noob 10 Quotes

“I had mistaken a brown sheep for Devlin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“It was just me and a bunch of holes in the ground. “Uh… I was trying to… smash something…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Sure, that sounds like a great idea. I’m pretty hungry from all that smashing.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“among”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“of your time already. You should go complete your tasks. Thanks for entertaining this old woman.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“it… to train under the great Monster”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“I yawned as I watched the sunrise. The zombies fried and the skeletons burned. I snickered to myself.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“admire your work and goals. Your actions”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“I laid back down on the floor and found that it was soaking wet. “Why is the floor all wet…?” Then I had a realization… “Oh, no… did I… did I pee my pants!?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Well, did you at least succeed in smashing it?” “No… they were too fast… and I was too slow…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Then he turned around and yelled, “Steve is a noob! Don’t believe what he says!” Devlin got mad and chased after him, but the stranger sprinted away. “Get out of here! I hope the monsters get you on your way home!” Devlin yelled. The crowd watched the man sprinted away and whispered to themselves. “Alright, that’s done and over with. He was just some crazy guy wandering the plains,” said the mayor. “Come on, back to your businesses, people.” I stood there in shock because of what”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Devlin inspected my leg wounds closer. “Whoa… you took an arrow to your knee. Are you going to be okay? Are your adventuring days over now?” I laughed. “Pfft… I’m gonna walk it off,” I said as I limped off slowly. “Such a beast…” Devlin whispered. I grinned as I made my way home.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Don’t get too close. You don’t wanna burn off all of your fur, do you?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“move, I couldn’t do a thing. Through the window, I could see my friend Joe running away from a mob of skeletons. They shot a bazillion arrows at him. There’s no way he was going to survive that, I thought. The village was in turmoil, and I was completely helpless. The smoke filled my lungs… I couldn’t breathe…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“I admire your work and goals. Your actions are noble and your heart is true.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“I guess he really is a noob…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“smiled. “It”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“The sun should be up soon,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“I got up and paced around the room a bit to try to calm myself down. Through the window, I noticed”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“The stranger fell to his feet.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Yeah, I admire your work and goals. Your actions are noble and your heart is true.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10

“Devlin looked right at the green monster. He closed his eyes, I think he knew what was coming next.   I jumped right in between the creeper and Devlin and raised my shield to protect the both of us.     BOOOOM!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 10