Tackled Quotes

“Her last brilliant solution to my financial plight was to be a dominatrix. She said I had the disposition for it. I'm pretty sure that just means I'm a grumpy bitch.”
― Sabrina Paige, Tackled

“Are you a stripper?" I ask. "Because you're wearing way too much clothing for a stripper." "And you're not wearing enough," she says, her voice icy. "Well, it would be a shame to hide my best feature," I say, giving her my cocky grin. Women totally dig the grin. It gets me into – and out of – so much trouble. But this girl doesn't. She wrinkles her nose and looks at me like she just tasted something bad. "I'm sorry," she says. "About what?" "I'm sorry that's your best feature," she says, nodding pointedly downward at my cock. "How disappointing.”
― Sabrina Paige, Tackled

“Shit," he says. "I don't really – well, I've never done this before." "Stalk a girl?" "No. Apologize . Obviously I did something that offended you, since you huffed and stormed off from my place with your panties in a wad. I don't know, maybe it was the nudity or the whole stripper thing, but –" "Is this your apology?" I interrupt. "If it is, you really suck at it." "Fuck. You're kind of a pain in the –" "Again, not really helping." "Look," he groans in frustration. "I'm here with flowers. Obviously, I'm sorry that you got all pissy at my house." I laugh. "Goodbye, Mr. King.”
― Sabrina Paige, Tackled

“There's not one thing in there for you to get all butt-hurt about, so either you're just as pigheaded as you were when you were three and refused to wear clothes outside the house, or you're in love with her and terrified so you're picking a fight so you can screw up the entire thing. Either way, find your balls and go fix things with that girl.”
― Sabrina Paige, Tackled