Well Hung Quotes

“It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“I want us to keep riding the rollercoaster. To get on it over and over again. To keep climbing, and falling, and flipping upside-down, even if it makes us sick or crazy. I want to feel all the joy and exhilaration with you. The ups and downs. Because loving you is some kind of wild ride, and I don’t want it to stop.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“Hangovers are fun, said no one ever.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“You’re quite the frisky mittens,” I tell her as we stop at a crowded crosswalk, waiting in the throngs of tourists taking in the city of sin.
Running her fingers across the front of my T-shirt, she says, “And I get the impression you like me so . . . hands on.”
“Guilty as charged.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“The type of real that fucks your heart with a chainsaw.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“Yes, all sex is good, but not all sex is created equally. I’m not just talking about hotel sex. Because I’ve just learned that sex with Natalie is in a class of its own. It’s beyond hotel sex. It’s more than the bee’s knees. It’s better than the cat’s meow. It’s heart-stoppingly magnificent. And I’m not the kind of guy who uses that word. But sex with her is indeed magnificent.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“Wyatt Hammer, don’t you know?”
“Know what?”
“I ache for you.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“sign is up”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“We happened, and we’re happening again,”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“I want you. I want to be with you. I’m crazy about you,” I say, starting with what’s in my heart, even though there’s so much more to say.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“You’ll all just have to accept that Wyatt Hammer kisses me like it’s the only thing he wants to do in the whole world, and I couldn’t resist him.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“She’s the perfect, all-American girl, like an apple pie, and I just want to eat her up.
I mean, I don’t want that. That came out wrong. I totally don’t want to eat my assistant.
Or bang my assistant.
Or bend my assistant over the desk.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung