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The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner: And Other Stories The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner: And Other Stories by Terry Pratchett
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“Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest— Yo ho ho and a packet of crisps.” “Any”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories
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“The soldier, being heavier, fell faster,”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories
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“To say nothing of weeds—many of them being plants we used to value but no longer do. They don’t like to die out, you know. (From ‘The Extraordinary Adventures of Doggins’)”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner
tags: plants, weeds
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