The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner Quotes

“Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest— Yo ho ho and a packet of crisps.” “Any”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories: Fourteen early tales of witches, wizards, gnomes and trolls—whimsical stories from a young Terry Pratchett

“The soldier, being heavier, fell faster,”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories: Fourteen early tales of witches, wizards, gnomes and trolls—whimsical stories from a young Terry Pratchett

“To say nothing of weeds—many of them being plants we used to value but no longer do. They don’t like to die out, you know. (From ‘The Extraordinary Adventures of Doggins’)”
― Terry Pratchett, The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner