A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar Quotes

“Books are like people: there are too many and most are garbage but we keep producing them because maybe a really amazing one will turn up though it’s doubtful as fuck.”
― Brian Alan Ellis, A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar

“Obituary: He/she is survived by his/her Want-to-Read/Currently-Reading Goodreads shelf”
― Brian Alan Ellis, A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar

“The ’80s were a much simpler time, mainly because the only superhero movie franchise anyone could complain about was Superman, and the Internet didn’t exist so you couldn’t even complain about it to too many people—just, like, your mom and maybe your imaginary friend or whatever”
― Brian Alan Ellis, A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar

“You may find yourself binge-watching random YouTube videos of Beavis and Butthead binge-watching random music videos, and you may ask yourself, “Well… how did I get here?”
― Brian Alan Ellis, A Series of Pained Facial Expressions Made While Shredding Air Guitar