Forever Pucked Quotes

“We might be able to have phone sex, but that’s not the same as hugging his wood with my beaver.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“have a feeling I’m going to be the recipient of a lot of orgasms. The first one is like being punched in the clit with a gift bag of awesome.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Buck used to be a huge manwhore. Like, epically slutty. Sunny has done a great job of taming him. He’s like a big, well-groomed, fun-loving yeti when it comes to her.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“It’s as hard to be the shadow as it is to be the light, Alex.” There’s some real insight in that. “When did you grow up?” She laughs again and hugs my arm. “While you were off playing hockey and getting famous.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Life isn’t all roses and unicorn farts made of glitter and Chanel No. 5. There are as many downs as there are ups.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Because he knew then what it took me months to figure out: We belong together.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I've thought about this a lot. I've researched the costumes. Not that Alex needs to know this. A beaver only gets promised to her Super MC once in lifetime." Violet Hall”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Calm your tits, Waters. She never went out with, or anyone else, while you were on your break. She couldn't even manage saying Randy's name without thrusting." Miller Butterson”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Super MC is my beaver’s soulmate.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

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― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I can’t wait to love this woman forever.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I want all the things with you, Alex. I want the tears and the laughter, but more laughter than tears. I want the downs so I can appreciate the ups even more. I will try to be the best version of me, so I deserve the best version of you for the rest of my life.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I will always love you, Violet. I won’t ever be perfect, and I’ll make mistakes, and I’ll definitely say things that will make you angry, but I promise to tell you every day, not just with words, but with actions, that you are the center of my universe. You’re the sun in my sky and the breath in my lungs. I promise to be yours for every second of this existence, and to cherish every moment of that love with you.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I, Alex Robert Waters, take you, Violet Marie Hall, to be my wife.” I pause to smile, because I love the way that sounds. “I promise to love you with the same depth and intensity as the moment I first fell for you, to treasure you and every moment we share, whether it’s full of laughter or tears, or both. I promise to take care of you and to let you take care of me.” I pause to wink at her wide eyes and stifled snort. “I promise to be the man you need and not just the man you want.” I”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I just want to put a ring on Violet. So she’s mine. Forever. And not in a possessive, club-her-over-the-head kind of way. Okay, maybe a bit like that, but mostly not.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“For our honeymoon I’m making a cape out of a Fruit Roll-Up and then sucking it off Alex’s Super MC. I think I’m good at keeping things interesting.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“want to have an outtie instead of an innie today so I can relax like the boys.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Beyond all the coming, my cock-love chanting should tell you I enjoyed myself. A lot. Anytime you feel the need to drill me like a porn star, I’m game.” “God, I love you.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“What do you do, Alex Waters?” “I love you.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“I may not know how I got here, or what happened to put me in the hospital, but I know I love this woman more than is probably rational.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Beside the pile of blankets is a box of Fruit Roll-Ups. I’m not sure what those are for, so I leave them where they are and make a trip to the wine cellar.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked

“Coming home to an empty house is like spraining a wrist while watching porn: frustrating and unsatisfying. Stupid fucking snowstorm.”
― Helena Hunting, Forever Pucked