The Boy in the Dress Quotes

“I think all those rules are boring. About what people can and can't wear. Surely everyone should be able to wear whatever they like?”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“No more watching that show Small England or whatever it's called where those two idiots dress up as 'laydees'. It's a bad influence.”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“But being a child, he’d never been asked for his opinion.”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“And woofters!”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“Dennis dreamed of one day having his own Trisha episode, with the title, “My brother’s farts smell well bad”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“eat various combinations of eggs, sausage, bacon, beans and chips.”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“Rules don’t apply here,” laughed Lisa. “Dennis, you can be whoever you want to be!” 9”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“Are you sure you want this, Dennis?” asked Raj. “Vogue is mainly read by ladies, and your drama teacher Mr Howerd.”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“Magazines like that are for girls! And woofters!” “SHUT UP!” said Dad. Dennis”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress

“show, Trisha. Dennis had seen a Trisha episode about people with depression, and thought maybe his dad had that. Dennis loved Trisha. It was a daytime talk show where ordinary people were given the opportunity to talk about their problems, or yell abuse at their relatives, and it was all presided over by a kindly looking but judgemental woman conveniently called… Trisha. For a while Dennis thought life without his mum would be some kind of adventure. He’d stay up late, eat take-aways and watch rude comedy shows. However, as the days turned into weeks, and the weeks turned into months, and the months turned into years, he realised that it wasn’t an adventure at all.”
― David Walliams, The Boy in the Dress