Mosquitoes Quotes

“I leave the building and find my car where I left it only a few short hours ago. I get inside and turn the ignition but I do not drive away straight away. I sit there for a while, with the radio on, an irritating DJ with a “Radio One” voice, playing some inane, crap, modern chart hit that can only appeal to the mindless morons of the new generation. The kind who use the word “like” five times in every sentence and wear their trousers half way down their arses to reveal skid stained underwear to all who happen to look their way. I just don't get it. Or am I just getting old?”
― John R. McKay, Mosquitoes

“You see, the thing is, you can never win an argument with a stupid person, because the stupid person isn't aware that they are stupid and therefore always think that they’re right and clever, even when they’re clearly not. And that’s because they’re stupid. And the ironic thing is they in turn think that you are stupid, because they don’t understand you. So to prevent conflict, the clever person has to pretend that they are the stupid one to avoid getting a punch in the face. I just wasn't prepared to do that last night and that’s why my face looks like this today. Learn the lesson people, learn the lesson.”
― John R. McKay, Mosquitoes