Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“now. Cloud seems to like Steve well enough anyway. I guess we just need to figure out where we want”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“. What? It’s not like the farmer was doing any farming! He’s even trading emeralds for people to bring him the wheat out of his fields! And I replanted all the potatoes I took!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“Just as I was getting ready for bed, you’ll never guess who turned up…It was Steve! He was checking up on me again. Perfect timing! I’ve never been so glad to see Steve in my entire life. Well, come to think of it, I’ve never been glad to see Steve at all. But this almost evens things out. I spent a while talking”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“Jerkface,”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“Testificate”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“TERRIBLE CREEPERS IN MY WAY! STOP BLOWING ME UP ALREADY! FALL IN A HOLE AND ROT THERE!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“It sounds like a waste of time, but Steve and Herobrine won’t shut up long enough for me to tell him to fall in a hole.   5:42pm”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“FALL IN A HOLE. I HOPE IT’S THE LAST HOLE YOU EVER FALL IN: YOUR GRAVE.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“a lovely sunset, when I put up the painting, it showed this huge picture of a skull on fire; it was the opposite of whatever pretty, peaceful thing he wanted.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9

“Well, whatever”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 9