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Sugared
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Jamie Farrell2,808 ratings, 4.44 average rating, 212 reviews
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“Have you ever played Killer Bunnies?” she asked.
“Killer Bunnies?” he repeated, blinking the way people always did when they didn’t follow her brain’s train.
“It’s a card game. Not spades and clubs, kings and jacks cards. It’s like a board game, with cards instead of a board. Here. I’ll show you.” She stretched up to the top shelf beside her TV and pulled down a bright blue box. “But I have to warn you, I never hesitate to use the nuclear warheads or the anti-matter raisins. Your bunnies are going down.”
― Sugared
“Killer Bunnies?” he repeated, blinking the way people always did when they didn’t follow her brain’s train.
“It’s a card game. Not spades and clubs, kings and jacks cards. It’s like a board game, with cards instead of a board. Here. I’ll show you.” She stretched up to the top shelf beside her TV and pulled down a bright blue box. “But I have to warn you, I never hesitate to use the nuclear warheads or the anti-matter raisins. Your bunnies are going down.”
― Sugared
“If my mom sees you here, she’ll ---“
“Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?”
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“Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch?”
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“A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.”
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“Her eyes slid closed, her secret places pulsed in anticipation, and his lips settled onto the skin beneath her ear.
That was magic.
She held perfectly still.
He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then another, lower. A third, even lower.
She squirmed.
He dropped his hands. “Sorry. I---“
“Don’t stop,” Kimmie whispered.”
― Sugared
That was magic.
She held perfectly still.
He pressed a kiss to her neck. Then another, lower. A third, even lower.
She squirmed.
He dropped his hands. “Sorry. I---“
“Don’t stop,” Kimmie whispered.”
― Sugared
“In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. “Oh! You have a KitchenAid.”
“If you’re planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode,” he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. “That would be awkward.”
― Sugared
“If you’re planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode,” he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. “That would be awkward.”
― Sugared
“His eyes were growing darker. They dipped to her lips. “Make any dirty cupcakes this week?”
“Yes. Two orders.”
“What flavors?”
“No.”
“No?”
“I don’t want to tell you.” She totally wanted to tell him. She wanted to watch his eyes go darker when she said the dirty words. And she wanted him to keep touching her cheek. And then touch her in other places. “You should stop.”
“Probably.”
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“Yes. Two orders.”
“What flavors?”
“No.”
“No?”
“I don’t want to tell you.” She totally wanted to tell him. She wanted to watch his eyes go darker when she said the dirty words. And she wanted him to keep touching her cheek. And then touch her in other places. “You should stop.”
“Probably.”
― Sugared
“Your mother can’t hear you here.”
“Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.”
“I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marilyn-proof. Also sounds an alarm if she gets within two hundred yards of the building, and I sent the guards downstairs to ninja training. You’re safe.”
― Sugared
“Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.”
“I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marilyn-proof. Also sounds an alarm if she gets within two hundred yards of the building, and I sent the guards downstairs to ninja training. You’re safe.”
― Sugared
“Josh squeezed her arm. “I’ll behave,” he murmured. “For now.”
She’s going to pickle your cucumbers.”
“He has more than one?” Natalie whispered.
“That’s between me and Kimmie,” Josh replied.”
― Sugared
She’s going to pickle your cucumbers.”
“He has more than one?” Natalie whispered.
“That’s between me and Kimmie,” Josh replied.”
― Sugared
“Speaking of cupcakes, Will wants two dozen off your special menu to take on the road after the wedding.”
“The, erm, peach kind?”
“The peach kind,” Lindsey said.
“I like the peach kind,” Josh said.
Mikey had named them Sex on a Peach. And they were Kimmie’s second biggest seller, after the Hairy Dicks, which were coconut cake balls strategically placed with Dahlia’s chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled bananas.
And Josh’s frown had disappeared, and now he was grinning as if he knew it.
All of it.”
― Sugared
“The, erm, peach kind?”
“The peach kind,” Lindsey said.
“I like the peach kind,” Josh said.
Mikey had named them Sex on a Peach. And they were Kimmie’s second biggest seller, after the Hairy Dicks, which were coconut cake balls strategically placed with Dahlia’s chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled bananas.
And Josh’s frown had disappeared, and now he was grinning as if he knew it.
All of it.”
― Sugared
“You’re doing this for Kimmie for free.”
“I’d do anything for Kimmie.”
“Including bury a body?”
“Especially bury a body.”
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“I’d do anything for Kimmie.”
“Including bury a body?”
“Especially bury a body.”
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“Are those the Edible Undies cupcakes?” one of the women in the kitchen asked.
“They’re the Nipple Lickers,” Kimmie answered. “Without the nipples.”
“I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes,” another feminine voice said.
“Can you squeeze me in for a double order of Spank Me Strawberries the weekend before Knot Fest?”
― Sugared
“They’re the Nipple Lickers,” Kimmie answered. “Without the nipples.”
“I heard you perfected the Sex on a Peach cupcakes,” another feminine voice said.
“Can you squeeze me in for a double order of Spank Me Strawberries the weekend before Knot Fest?”
― Sugared
“Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. “Traffic okay?”
“Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven’s Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing.”
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“Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven’s Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing.”
― Sugared
“Is he nice?” one whispered over her gum paste roses for this weekend’s wedding cakes.
“Um, obviously,” Kimmie said.
“You’re why he’s always coming around? I know he’s hot stuff in Chicago, but he always seems so stiff when he comes here,” another added from the sink.
“Honey, you want them stiff,” a third said…”
― Sugared
“Um, obviously,” Kimmie said.
“You’re why he’s always coming around? I know he’s hot stuff in Chicago, but he always seems so stiff when he comes here,” another added from the sink.
“Honey, you want them stiff,” a third said…”
― Sugared
“But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted.”
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“He was sort of Kimmie’s boss. And he wasn’t just a thorn in General Mom’s side – he was a whole stinking rosebush. If the rosebush were six feet of hunky, cake-blaspheming, rich playboy.”
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