Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior Quotes

“67,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“are like heroes, respected even more than warriors. As Stump talked about Skyball’s finer points, Max got real close to me. He leaned in right next to my ear and whispered: “How about you”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“have more stuff at home. We can go there now, if you want.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Which was strange, honestly, because I’d eaten way too many cookies before battle.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Hey, zombies, can you guys just stop attacking for a second? I really want to see what’s going on back there!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“shovel. It was enchanted, yeah, okay, okay, sure, but it was still made of gold.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“LOLOLOL! Trolled, noob!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“No! Not the ice cream stand, with its little item frames featuring all eight flavors! Not that! Anything but that! Ransack my bedroom, fine! Blow up our fountain, okay! Just don’t touch that cute little hut made out of fence and blocks of wood! With it gone, I’d no longer be able to enjoy diamond ore chunk, with its perfect texture, its fantastic consistency, and a blend of flavors so utterly amazing it should count as enchanted food! How could they destroy that?! How could they?! They might be monsters, but even they have limits, right? Even they should know where to draw the line!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Brio was somehow wielding two swords at once. Drill was using an iron axe enchanted with Smite V. Breeze only landed critical hits, her feet rarely touching the ground. Emerald and Kolbert were fighting side by side as if they were best friends. And Max and Stump were about to fight the creepiest zombie ever—it had black skin and glowing green eyes.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“but there’s no chance the mobs will get their hands on this book. I will eat every last page before that happens. I will. And I could do it, too, believe me. I get really hungry sometimes.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“That’s how many attacked us tonight. What’s stranger is that they all wore identical light blue shirts. Where did they get all that dye? Well, some wore mismatched armor, like all gold over a pair of those hideous-looking chain boots. No class, man. No class. With gear like that, it was hard to take them seriously. What kind of army is Herobrine sending at us? I thought. A bunch of swordless zombies rolling around in chain boots? Really? It’s, like, an insult, man!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“actually”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Cogboggle.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“cringed.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“play his favorite video game.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“I said this. She said that. I was angry. She was happy. A pig wandered into the village! The pig looked around! The pig oinked! The pig ate a carrot that I fed him and both of us became super best friends! The pig is happy! Update—the pig left! Where is the pig going?! Why did the pig leave?! Why, Oinky, why?!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Hurgg?! Dirt potion?! Bane of Air III?! Cookie block?! Melon golem?! Enchanted creeper potato?!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Ransack my bedroom, fine! Blow up our fountain, okay! Just don’t touch that cute little hut made out of fence and blocks of wood!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“noddded.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Drill understood this, and resumed being Drill. “Protect those humans!! Hold that line like bedrock!! Swing faster than doors connected to redstone torches!!” Okay, so he lost me on that last one. I’m guessing doors connected to redstone torches swing pretty fast or something?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Then an old man got so angry he looked to the sky and started screaming at the top of his lungs. (I have no idea what his problem was.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“For the first time in her life, Breeze was beginning to have fun.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“wood!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Urkk.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Puercoespín, Strass, Albero… E incluso Sara, porque”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft. Diario de un aldeano ultrapringao

“pajolera”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft. Diario de un aldeano ultrapringao

“They have lots of knowledge on the subject.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“P-potato … ? I … l-like … p-p … p … p-p-ppotato?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“(Squids don’t make noise at all, so the first person to say something gets to be the squid—in this case, Emerald.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

“Everything has a price,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond