Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter Quotes

“(Coincidentally, “bang” is the sound a gun makes… just sayin’.)”
― S.E. Hall, Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter

“*Cheating. Of any sort. And before you get all cocky and think you can easily handle this one, let me tell you what “cheating” means in my dictionary. Anything you wouldn’t do if my daughter, or myself, were watching is cheating. Yeah — shit just got real. I’ll”
― S.E. Hall, Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter

“If you qualified for any above item — get the fuck gone. Fast. Like you’re being chased by a large, angry father. Because you are.”
― S.E. Hall, Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter

“*Ever being asked to participate in a line-up. (Even if they didn’t pick your ass; if you were in the line, you’re done here.)”
― S.E. Hall, Sawyer Beckett's Guide for Tools Looking to Date My Daughter