The Saga of Dirt and Poncho Quotes

“evolution is just a fancy faceless god invented for people who don't believe in magic.”
― Clayton Baker, The Saga of Dirt and Poncho

“it’s not as if I would intentionally start a fight in this village knowing they would try to chase us out. But beforehand set up an elaborate distraction to make them think some magic was afoot when they did try to chase us off. And I would in no way then explain to the guy that it was a dragon.”
― Clayton Baker, The Saga of Dirt and Poncho

“it's amazing the things you can convince yourself of when the alternative seems like too much work.”
― Clayton Baker, The Saga of Dirt and Poncho

“That’s right, house one wing short of a mansion, 7 series in the driveway, and he was cooking the food that costs less than a quarter. Ramen noodles, the great equalizers of the classes.”
― Clayton Baker, The Saga of Dirt and Poncho