Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy Quotes

“FRANCE!! . . . .”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“SARCASM!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“It was only after I grabbed MacKenzie’s waist and pulled with all my might that the three of us finally tumbled into a big heap on the marble floor next to the fountain. Hey, at least we weren’t IN the fountain! But somehow the force of us falling had launched Tiffany’s cell phone into the air. She watched in HORROR as it fell into the fountain with a big SPLASH and quickly sank to the bottom! “OH NO! MY PHONE!! MY PHONE!!” she screamed hysterically. Then she DOVE right into the fountain after it! Soon Tiffany’s shrieks echoed through the halls of the school. “OMG! MY CELL PHONE IS RUINED! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A SELFIE WITHOUT MY PHONE?!!” That’s when I whispered to MacKenzie, “Since Tiffany’s phone is all wet, I really think we should be nice and help”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“I just HATE it when snobby mean girls sashay!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“SURREAL!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“We had a table piled with food, and our music was blasting. Although we were SUPERnervous, everything was finally ready. I breathed a sigh of relief when we opened the classroom door and a long line of excited kids rushed inside.…”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“AT MY NHH LOCKER”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“ME,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“was starting”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“WCD.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“GREAT! JUST WRITE DOWN YOUR IDEAS AND BRING THEM TO THE MEETING!” “I’ll be hanging out with a few science club members at lunch if you’d like to join us,” I said.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“NOOOOOO !!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“comes naturally! One day I was cleaning the girls’ locker”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“down that”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“PARIS, FRANCE!! . . .”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“Brandon said his SUPEReasy recipe was only three steps: (1) melt twenty-eight caramel candies into a sauce with two tablespoons of water in the microwave, (2) cook one bag of popcorn, and (3) stir them together, shape into balls, and EAT! He”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“I knew from personal experience what it was like to face the WRATH of”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“WEDNESDAY—10:52 A.M. AT MY NHH LOCKER”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“Always remember to let your inner DORK shine through!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“melt twenty-eight caramel candies into a sauce with two tablespoons of water in the microwave, (2) cook one bag of popcorn, and (3) stir them together, shape into balls, and EAT!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“Pillsbury”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“Then we rushed down to the library and made it just in time to get our student ID photos. I think mine came out SUPERcute! . . .”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“KISS everything HELLO! Like the walls, the floors, my locker, my textbooks, and my very cute CRUSH, Brandon!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“That’s, like, the ONLY reason I’m not failing her class!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“She Blinded Me with Science.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“THEY MADE FUN OF MACKENZIE BECAUSE OF THAT VIDEO WITH THE BUG IN HER HAIR!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“Manicured lawns and dozens of trees give it a peaceful, parklike atmosphere. The interior of the school is even more impressive. The main entrance has a huge fountain that is even LARGER than the one at the mall. There are tall columns, arched hallways, shiny marble floors, elegant chandeliers, and a courtyard with a fishpond and a rose garden! I feel like a traitor even thinking this, but NHH makes Westchester Country Day look like a basic, no-frills daycare center!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Frenemies forever

“Maybe my homemade facial cream will make me a BILLIONAIRE after all.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“PARIS,”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy

“GEOMETRY CLASS: “Mrs. Grier gives us pop quizzes once a week. But only a total loser would spend their weekends studying for them instead of hanging out and partying. I just copy answers from Hannah Stewart. She sits in front of me and always gets straight As. Just remember not to copy her NAME on your test. I did that once, and Mrs. Grier completely FLIPPED OUT and failed me! That lady is CRAZY!!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy