Jack & Coke Quotes

“I’m not a violent person unless you wake me up early. Even a minute early. Ever do that again, and I’ll cut you. -Text from Tasha to Annie Mig”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Jack & Coke

“Ladies, if you see a man eating BBQ wings with a knife and fork, it's likely he doesn't eat pussy right, either. Run.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Jack & Coke

“I didn't mean to gain this much weight. It happened by snackcident.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Jack & Coke

“There's a fine line to how much stupidity I can take before it exceeds the limits of my medication. And unfortunately for you, you just crossed it. -Mig to perp”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Jack & Coke

“He was proof that if God brought you to it, God would bring you through it. “And”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Jack & Coke