Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren Quotes

“All of a sudden, my whole face lighted up. “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” said Handsome Warren. “Irish.” “Irish who?” “IRISH I WAS AN OSCAR MAYER WIENER!” I sang real loud. Then me and Handsome Warren started laughing real hard! And we holded our sides! And we rolled all around on the ground! “YOU ARE A NUTBALL!” said Handsome Warren. “YOU ARE A NUTBALL, TOO!” I said back. “WE ARE BOTH NUTBALLS!” he said. And so after that, me and Nutball Warren rolled and laughed and rolled and laughed. All around the grass. Till the bell rang! ’Cause that’s what nutballs do, of course! Plus also me and him were brand-new friends, I think! And that is called happily ever after!”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“raised up his head. “GO AWAY!” he shouted. “ALL OF YOU! GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!” I stayed squatted a real long time. Then I stood up very quiet. And I looked at that Grace and Lucille. “Good news,” I said. “He talked.” After that, all of us kept on standing there and standing there. ’Cause we didn’t actually know how to handle this situation, that’s why. Finally, Lucille did a huffy breath at him. “You’re not being nice, Warren. You used to be nice. But now you’re not. And so I don’t even want to be your friend today.” “Me, either,” said that Grace. “I don’t want to be your friend today, either!” Then both of those guys held hands. And they stomped away from there very furious. Handsome Warren raised up one eyeball to see if they were gone. I quick bended down and looked into it. “Hello. How are you today?” I said. “I am wearing princess clothes.” Handsome Warren did a groan. Then he closed his eyeball. And he hided his”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all. I am in the grade of kindergarten. My room is named Room Nine. I have two bestest friends at that place. One of them is named Lucille. She is way beautifuller than me. That’s because her nanna buys her fancy dresses. Plus also she has lacy socks with ribbons on them. My other friend is named Grace. Me and that Grace ride the school bus together. She has my favorite kind of hair. It is called automatically curly. Also, she has pink high tops. And”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“that”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“didn’t fit through the hole. He waked up from his nap. Then he started to cry very loud. I heard loud feet running in the hall. “JUNIE B. JONES! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?” yelled an angry voice. It was Mother.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“she said.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren

“Warren.”
― Barbara Park, Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren