A Message from the Illuminati to Mark Dice, & Other Gay Stories Quotes

“Wait, so Jesus was really a gay Ninja?”
― Mandy De Sandra, A Message from the Illuminati to Mark Dice, & Other Gay Stories

“The color of the vagina is not meant to be on the head, it’s meant to be between the legs of a healthy God-fearing woman.”
― Mandy De Sandra, A Message from the Illuminati to Mark Dice, & Other Gay Stories

“I do support violence and I like the idea of breaking stuff, but I don’t trust anything that comes from the Buddhists. We all know they are homosexuals who like to do weird things with their rice. Butt stuff. They cook rice and eat it out of their butts. That is a common fact.”
― Mandy De Sandra, A Message from the Illuminati to Mark Dice, & Other Gay Stories