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Go Tell It on the Mountains Quotes
Go Tell It on the Mountains
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Nick Wilgus252 ratings, 4.53 average rating, 53 reviews
Go Tell It on the Mountains Quotes
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“I had to use the blow dryer this morning to unthaw my privates.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“Well, it’s like they say,” Mrs. Ledbetter offered, “if Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has twenty-five other letters to choose from.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“And he still thinks that Obama was never the president because he’s not a US citizen! He’s more than just a little bit out there.” “He’s unconventional.” “He played golf with Donald Trump!”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips,” Mrs. Ledbetter taunted. “I’d think twice about dessert. Besides, we don’t have a trough.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“I don't fart. she said primly. I have a vapor”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“Sex is a good antidepressant.”
“Oh, please.”
“When was the last time you were getting a blow job and you said, ‘Oh, you’ll have to stop, I’m depressed’?”
“I see your point.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“Oh, please.”
“When was the last time you were getting a blow job and you said, ‘Oh, you’ll have to stop, I’m depressed’?”
“I see your point.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
“Just imagine what it was like growing up here,” he replied. “Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.”
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
― Go Tell It on the Mountains
