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Dibs Dibs by Kristi Pelton
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“Should wear a condom on your head because if you’re gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.”
Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“Are you really the sperm that won? About 180 million of you suckers shoot out of a dick and yet you won? It’s simply amazing.”
Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“There was no part of me that wanted to be bitchy, it unfortunately just happened of its own free will.”
Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“I’m trying to understand things from your point of view, but it’s hard for me to get my head that far up my ass.”
Kristi Pelton, Dibs