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Dibs Dibs by Kristi Pelton
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“Should wear a condom on your head because if you’re gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.”
― Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“Are you really the sperm that won? About 180 million of you suckers shoot out of a dick and yet you won? It’s simply amazing.”
― Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“There was no part of me that wanted to be bitchy, it unfortunately just happened of its own free will.”
― Kristi Pelton, Dibs
“I’m trying to understand things from your point of view, but it’s hard for me to get my head that far up my ass.”
― Kristi Pelton, Dibs