Spiked Lemonade Quotes

“Women might not want to be with you because you talk about your man-part like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Women might not want to be with you because you send inappropriate pictures to their best friend. Women might not want to be with you because you look at them like you want to…like you want to…shove your man-part into places it has no right to be.” I’m trying so fucking hard not to laugh right now. I love drunk Sasha even if that was a total jerk move she just made. “But a woman could definitely want to be with you after watching you have a tea-party with a five-year-old little girl. A woman could definitely want to be with you after watching you care for your best friend’s wife when she’s going through a hard time. And a woman could definitely want to be with you for being so complimentary about the food she makes.”
― Shari J. Ryan, Spiked Lemonade

“A man who has been with too many women is obviously a man no woman wants to love. Think of it that way instead of considering me a manwhore.”
― Shari J. Ryan, Spiked Lemonade

“If only everyone could act that way, there would be a lot less need for Xanax.”
― Shari J. Ryan, Spiked Lemonade

“Sex. Sex. Sex. What can I say? I just can’t get enough of Tango’s love-stick. We”
― Shari J. Ryan, Spiked Lemonade

“Do you always have a dirty mind?” I follow. “Yes, Ma’am. Guilty of that.” “Why?” I press. “Because you’re hot and out of my league and every man wants what they can’t have.”
― Shari J. Ryan, Spiked Lemonade