Salvage Merc One Quotes

“It may have been the 32nd century, but the ladies still get a raw deal in the galaxy. Too many macho planets with macho races that were afraid their little dingles would fall off if the females of their species were allowed some equality.”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“Back off guys,” I said. “Nothing happened. I had way too much to drink and Hopsheer let me crash on her floor last night. That’s all that happened.” “Really?” Tarr asked as he pointed at my neck. “Her rug give you those hickeys?” I”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“Was that a rhetorical question?” Boss Five asked. “I’m awful at answering those.” “You aren’t supposed to answer those,” Boss Six said. “They’re rhetorical.” “Perfect,”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“That was a great report, One,” Boss Four said. “Full of descriptive words and lots of pew pew noises and such.” “I”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“Quiet,” Hopsheer hissed. We shut up and listened. That wasn’t her in charge hiss, that was her she heard something and we need to shut our pie holes hiss. She”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“You’ll end up in prison and we all know what happens to numbers in prison.” “They are rehabilitated?” Mgurn asked. “In the butt,” Ig said. “They are rehabilitated in the butt. Or similar orifice.” I”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“Frag out!” I heard Mgurn call from behind the Skrangs and I dropped to the floor faster than a Lipian whore’s panties during Fleet week. More”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One

“That guy was hopped up on Tacos, man. Tacos with a capitol T.”
― Jake Bible, Salvage Merc One