One Bad Apple Quotes

“I was really sorry to hear that her parents split up. But she said it wasn’t that bad. She actually said it happened a lot. She said the good thing was they had plenty of extra body parts around the house to put them back together.”
― Herobrine Books, One Bad Apple

“Mom said I have to go to the dentist to have it removed. Except, I don’t know how I feel about the dentist. I heard they drill in your teeth and stuff, and then you die. Puberty.”
― Herobrine Books, One Bad Apple

“Minecraft’s Funniest Home Videos.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“It only takes one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“So we all decided to stay quiet. I glanced at the back of the bus and saw Blaze looking really proud, and all his groupies were looking at him like he was so brave. To be honest, it was kinda cool how Blaze made the Wither get all crazy like that. I wouldn’t have had the guts to do that. Well, being a Zombie I actually don’t have guts to do anything, really. But man, that guy Blaze is really cool… Thursday Today I had to help out at the Principal’s Office as part of the school’s Student Volunteer program. I had to show some new 7th grade foreign exchange student around school. I thought that Rajit was the only foreign exchange student I had to deal with this semester. But it seems that there’s a whole bunch of them visiting this year. “Zombie, it seems that we’re short on volunteers today,” Principal Slime said.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Rajit Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“he used some Prime Grade A boogers to make it too. It was shiny too. I could tell he spent a lot of time buffing it up real nice. “We’re here! Grandma and Grandpa’s house!” Dad said. Grandma and Grandpa Zombie are really cool. They’ve been around a really long time. I like coming to Grandma and Grandpa’s house because they always give me and Wesley the coolest presents.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Don’t worry, Wesley, we’re bros, right?” Sniffle, sniffle. “Yayah, weer bros, Zumby.” Then I gave him a big bros hug.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Today was Rajit’s first day of school. I walked him to school so he could find his way.
“I’m not used to hopping around to get different places,” Rajit said. “It is primitive, but very practical.” “How do you normally get to school?” “Well, I just teleport to one of the rooms at our estate.” “You have a school at your house? Doesn’t that mean that you’re homeschooled?” “Yes, I guess it does. Since it’s the only school in our biome, then I guess everyone else is homeschooled at my house too.” Wow. It must be really nice being rich. “Well, this is the principal’s office. He’ll probably assign you a buddy to show you around the school. I’ve got to get to class, so I’ll see you later.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“eminence,”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta,”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“day.”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“looked at me with that look that said, ‘Zombie, you must be”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Mahal”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“real rebel”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“cool games like Angry Bats,”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“Rajit Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta,”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“You know, for a dentist, his breath smells really bad. It smells like a mix of bubble gum, roses and minty freshness all mixed together. BLECH! I”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“All of a sudden, Wesley got really quiet as he stared at me with his big black eye sockets. Then I could tell he was about to burst out crying. “Don’t”
― Zack Zombie, One Bad Apple

“all I was thinking about was my booger collection. I wanted to take it with me to Wesley’s room, but it’s gotten so dry and crusty that the jar stuck to the dresser in my room. “Oh”
― Herobrine Books, One Bad Apple