Getting Schooled Quotes

“Girl what do you think I did? I got naked and took my ass over there! Did you forget I said that dick made me cry? Where the hell else would I go?”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“Joseph scoffed. “People lie all the time. What if this woman is a gold-digger or something?” “That would be great. I need somebody to help me dig, maybe we’ll find some.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“It had been hard as hell for me to read some of those papers and not give the feedback that the student needed to jump off a cliff into a sea of dicks.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“I let you think you’re handling me.” “Nah, I let you think you’re not getting handled.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“Why does he have to be all sexy and friggin… bionic? Not fair.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“And what I need now, is the dick down you offered me two weeks ago. Or were you just making shit up, and that’s not really something you can handle?”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“And… a man who knew how to make a car purr could probably make a kitty purr too.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“It wasn’t 90 points worth of good. You can’t let your little punany grade papers Reesie.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“she had those little dimples, the thumb placement guides, you know?”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“I can’t wait for you to meet your sandpaper, little boy,”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“Which one of you is going to impregnate me with your socially-conscious babies?”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“This paper earns a goddamned bae-plus if you ask me.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled

“Have a great weekend was what actually came out of her mouth, but the words may as well have been: Your move, motherfucker. As far as I was concerned? Game on.”
― Christina C. Jones, Getting Schooled