Dirty Deeds Quotes

“I get paid large sums of money to kill children.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“Pull yourself together. Where are you right now?” “I’m in the van on the side of the road,” I said. “Are you crazy? Stick to the plan. Drive. Now.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“I’m not judging. You’re probably a horribly shallow mess to begin with. This is just a blip on the evil in your life and heart, and I wish I”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“We need a new set of wheels. Something fast but inconspicuous will do,” I said. “And not a hybrid. You know I hate the environment.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“I was a day late and a dollar short, and every other cliché I could think of.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“I’m sure there are better people out there who don’t hold grudges. People who can rise above the petty hurts and forgive and forget when they’ve been slighted or angered. I’m not one of them.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“after five minutes of getting a tongue lashing from her I had to cut Marisa off and remind her who was paying her salary and she was starting to hurt my feelings. “You don’t have any feelings,” Marisa said.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“It hit me then. Hard. The actual driver I’d hired had been in the trunk the entire time.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“Against Marisa’s vehement protests I flew back to Las Vegas to confront the person or persons who’d contracted me to kill their daughter.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“I think I underestimated you,” Keane said. And there it was. The light bulb had come on in his head and he was staring at me. I’d messed up. Arrogance was always my worst enemy.”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds

“I chuckled without humor and sat up in the chair. "If I'm not mistaken, you just asked me how much to kill your daughter?”
― Armand Rosamilia, Dirty Deeds