Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop Quotes

“Golf, like measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“In a picturesque little châlet high up in the mountains, covered with snow and edelweiss (which is a flower that grows in the Alps, and you are not allowed to pick it),”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“Modesty, if one may trust to the verdict of the mass of mankind, is a good quality. It sweetens the soul and makes for a kindly understanding of one's fellows.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“It was foolish of her to have expected such a state of things to last, for what is life but a series of sharp corners, round each of which Fate lies in wait for us”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“Roland did not like being thought a worm, but it was infinitely better than being regarded as an interesting case by the house-surgeon of a hospital. He belonged to the school of thought which holds that it is better that people should say of you, "There he goes!" than that they should say, "How peaceful he looks".”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“The Rocky Mountains, that traditional stamping-ground for the heartbroken, may be well enough in their way; but a lover has to be cast in a pretty stem mould to be able to be introspective when at any moment he may meet an annoyed cinnamon bear.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“Conscia mens recti, nec si sinit esse dolorem Sed revocare gradum.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Collected Works of P. G. Wodehouse

“apologize”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop

“He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange back-yard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect. A millionaire several times over, Mr. Pett would cheerfully have given much of his wealth to have been elsewhere at that moment. Such was the agitated state of his mind that, when a hand was laid lightly upon his arm as he was about to follow his wife into the room, he started so violently that his hat flew out of his hand.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Complete Works of P. G. Wodehouse "English Author and Humorist"! 34 Complete Works - Damsel in Distress, Adventures of Sally, Mike, Psmith Journalist, My Man Jeeves, Head of Kay's, Swoop