The Unmumsy Mums Quotes

“words; my boy uses the iPhone while I thumb the pages of the dictionary. ‘What’s the definition of “women”?’ asks my Yorkshire lad, who has two front teeth missing. Siri: ‘The definition of “rimming” is the licking or kissing of …’ You get the picture. Luckily, the only word he giggled at was ‘anus’. I apologize profusely to any Year 4 parents of pupils at Brough Primary whose kids have come home with a comprehensive knowledge of said practice.”
― The Unmumsy Mum, The Unmumsy Mums: A Collection of Your Hysterical Stories from the Frontline of Parenting

“Emma Cavanagh”
― The Unmumsy Mum, The Unmumsy Mums: A Collection of Your Hysterical Stories from the Frontline of Parenting

“My three-year-old niece was in bed with her mum and dad one morning and said to her dad (who goes to the gym), ‘You’ve got massive boobies, Daddy.’ She then turned to her mum and said, ‘You haven’t, you’ve got boobies like me, Mummy!’ — Abi Richardson”
― The Unmumsy Mum, The Unmumsy Mums: A Collection of Your Hysterical Stories from the Frontline of Parenting