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Sandy and Paul’s Gay Porno Adventure Quotes
Sandy and Paul’s Gay Porno Adventure
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T.J. Klune508 ratings, 4.27 average rating, 74 reviews
Sandy and Paul’s Gay Porno Adventure Quotes
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“The final thing I learned?
I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.
And also pretty damn gay.
“Oh sweat balls,” Paul said. “That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if being fat wasn’t hard enough, now I have to be sweaty and like penises. And I want a pizza. What the hell. How is this my life?”
“My dearest Paul,” I said finally. “I think we might be queer.”
“Well fuck,” Paul said succinctly.”
― Sandy and Paul’s Gay Porno Adventure
I was completely and irrevocably obsessed with dicks.
And also pretty damn gay.
“Oh sweat balls,” Paul said. “That was… something. Also? I’m confused and I have an erection. As if being fat wasn’t hard enough, now I have to be sweaty and like penises. And I want a pizza. What the hell. How is this my life?”
“My dearest Paul,” I said finally. “I think we might be queer.”
“Well fuck,” Paul said succinctly.”
― Sandy and Paul’s Gay Porno Adventure
