The Horns of Avalon Quotes

“Some assholes just need killing,”
― Sam Sisavath, The Horns of Avalon

“Danny’s face, suddenly awash in fluorescent green, grinned at her. “And then God said, ‘Let there be awesome green disco lights, and so there was.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Horns of Avalon

“Even if they only tried to wound us, all it’d take is one shitty shot and I’m rolling around on the street, clutching my ass.” “What’s the preoccupation with getting shot in the ass?” “It hurts, kid. It really hurts.” “Are we talking from experience?” He snorted. “Maybe.” Then, still looking out at the Jeep, “Look at it.” “What?” “The Jeep.” “What about it?” “It’s just sitting there, mocking me.” She smiled. “It’s an inanimate object, Danny. It’s not mocking you.” “It’s definitely mocking me.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Horns of Avalon