TV (the Book) Quotes

“Stanley Kowalski one”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“Barney’s movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“The Rorschach test episode for this question tends to be “Homer’s Enemy” from season 8, where new plant employee Frank Grimes is driven mad by the realization that Homer is an incompetent drowning in unearned privilege while Frank, a smarter, more hardworking, more ethical person, struggles and suffers.”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul.” (To which Bart replies, “I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.”)”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“I was as gentle as I was able, and that’s the last we’ll fuckin’ speak of it, Johnny,” Al replies, then returns to the bloodstain, muttering, “Wants me to tell him somethin’ pretty.”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“Whatever looks ahead of grievous abominations and disorder, you and me walk into it together like always.”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face,” and”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time

“What a type you must consort with, that you not fear beating for such an insult”—dreamed”
― Alan Sepinwall, TV (The Book): Two Experts Pick the Greatest American Shows of All Time