Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte Quotes

“Was she really going to do this? Was she going to have sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in a Starbucks?”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids she learned about on Pinterest.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“both of the Starbucks employees moved the Pumpkin Spice Lattes up and down her body.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Melissa looked around. No one was in this part of the Starbucks. She was all alone with her Pumpkin Spice Latte. As she moved in for another sip, her left hand drifted down to her breast, pinching her nipple through the layers of her cardigan and two oversized tees. She felt her nipple stiffen as she played with it, sipping the Pumpkin Spice Latte again. She put a lid on the Pumpkin Spice Latte so she wouldn’t be too tempted to gulp it all down at once, even though she wanted it inside her so badly.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“She still hadn’t even had a taste yet and the anticipation was killing her. She could feel tingles all throughout her body, sending little shocks of electricity to her nipples. Her nipples?! Oh my god, Melissa Brewer, you cannot be attracted to a Pumpkin Spice Latte. That doesn’t make sense, she reprimanded herself. But she could feel it. Her body wanted that Pumpkin Spice Latte, and not just to drink.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“She pushed the notion out of her mind - that was silly. You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink...or could you? No...you couldn’t.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“I’m very flattered, but I’m not interested in dating anyone right now,” Melissa said in the gentlest voice she could muster. The Starbucks girl smiled. “Oh! I wasn’t trying to flirt with you...I was trying to tell you how sexy PSLs are.” And she winked again!?! “But you are super cute, come back when you’re feeling like dating someone again and we can talk then.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Melissa jumped out of bed, slipping on her Ugg boots, which she preferred to slippers, and walked over to her closet. She needed to look good for her first PSL.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Pumpkin Spice Lattes were just about her favorite thing in the world, right after Taylor Swift, brunch, and braids”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Finally, she reached the front of the line, where a pretty girl with jet-black hair in a Starbucks uniform said, “Good morning! What can I get--” but before she could even finish, Melissa blurted out, “A VENTI PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE PLEASE EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“There are a certain few people who we call Pumpkin Spice-sexuals. It’s very rare, but Michael and I--” she nodded at the guy with the Afro-- “are two of them. And we’re very good at spotting our kind.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“You’re not - you’re not going to kick me out for having sex with a Pumpkin Spice Latte in your Starbucks?”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“When it was over, she looked at the cup in her hand. She’d crushed it completely, used it up, but now the Pumpkin Spice Latte was inside her, a part of her now.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“She felt a throb in her body that was undeniable - was she into this Pumpkin Spice Latte? Like...sexually?”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“She needed to look good for her first PSL. She selected a pair of yoga pants, some cute sneakers, an oversized tee, layered with another oversized tee, a cardigan, and three different scarves. Fall was all about layers and Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and Melissa was stoked about both.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

“it was the first day that Pumpkin Spice Lattes were available at Starbucks.”
― Evelyn Cloves, Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte