LOL Your Face Off Quotes

“Why is it that when you talk to God, it’s called praying? Whenever God talks to me, they call it schizophrenia.”
― Melanie Berliet, LOL Your Face Off: 345 Quick Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand

“What does every heterosexual man realize ten years into marriage? Why “gay” also means happy.”
― Melanie Berliet, LOL Your Face Off: 345 Quick Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand

“According to the Bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone else think we might be following the wrong guy?”
― Melanie Berliet, LOL Your Face Off: 345 Quick Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand

“What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A Juan on Juan.”
― Melanie Berliet, LOL Your Face Off: 345 Quick Jokes That'll Get You A Laugh On Demand