Skeletons in the Closet Quotes

“There’s nothing worse than seeing the craziness in a calm person as they ask for something completely ridiculous and then to have them look at you as if you’re a shovel shy of a tool shed.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“Why is it that I so often feel like the craziest person in the room? I guess I usually am, but it’s definitely a frustrating feeling.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

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― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“house, sans boys or Neil, contrasted”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“Oh, crud muffins. This stupid job was already interfering with my career.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“If I won the lottery I’d still shop at Wal-Mart, because I’m Uncle Scrooge, and three dollars is three dollars. God bless America.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“I like to think I’m an optimist at heart, but when one is forced to trundle about the house, desperate for someone to talk to, one goes a little nutty.  ”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“Here’s the thing about gorgeous people. You can easily separate them into two categories. First, there are the nice ones, who will mingle with us mere mortals without condescension. They’re the types who are beautiful inside and out like a double-layer chocolate cake. Then, there are the attractive people who believe their looks set them apart from the rest of us. I call them the cow pies because the golden brown exterior doesn’t make up for the fact that they’re filled with their own…. ”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet

“I do not overreact!” That was a flat out lie. I make time in my day to overreact. Overreacting keeps my head from exploding.”
― Jennifer L. Hart, Skeletons in the Closet