Diary of Steve the Noob 7 Quotes

“Ahhhhhhh! Gross! I got spider juice in my mouth!” “Ew…” “Yuck! I just want to cut my tongue off!” “What does it taste like?” “Huh?” I thought for a moment. “It tastes kinda like chicken.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“But don’t try to escape; my guards will be watching you.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“AoE”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“maybe I was just really hungry.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“best fighter here, and I’m already”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Bob. Lucky collapsed from exhaustion as well. Bob knocked out some stone blocks and hopped down from his sniping spot. He rushed over to us. “What’s wrong? Are you dead?” “No…” I said weakly. “Just very tired.” Bob laughed. “Whew… for a moment, I thought you were in trouble. Come on, let’s go inside.” Bob assisted me into the house. “Ah… I think I’m done for the day,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“been the perfect time for it. “Whoa! Nice move, guys!” exclaimed Bob. I laughed. “Yeaaaah, we got moves, too!” Zombies started to home in on our location, but we weren’t scared. Between me, Lucky, and Bob, we had it covered. “Bring it, greenies!” I taunted. We continued battling for the next half hour. Finally, the last zombie fell. I was so exhausted that I just dropped to the floor.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“So, let’s have you try throwing axes instead.” “Really? Are you sure?” “Yeah, for axes, the weight is heaviest at the front, or head. It should allow for easier throwing.” “Hmm… that sounds good, Steve. Where did you get this idea from?” “I don’t know… I think I read about it somewhere. “Okay, so we’ll be crafting stone axes instead of swords.” We crafted for 15 minutes and made dozens of stone axes. There was no way Bob was going to run out of axes anytime soon. “Alright, looks like I’m all set and ready to get back to work.” I nodded. “Good. Glad to see you full of confidence.” Bob smiled. “Thanks, Steve. It is because of your help.” Lucky barked. “Okay, why don’t you head back to your sniping spot.” Bob looked surprised. “Wait, you’re not coming with me?” I shook my head. “Not this time. I’m gonna stay here with Lucky.” “What for?” Bob asked curiously. I smirked. “We’re bored. We need some action, too.” “You don’t mean you’re gonna—“ “Yep!” “But it is too dangerous out there! What if they swarm you?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“I rolled out from behind the corner and dashed towards the skeleton closest to me. I took my sword and bashed the skeleton on the head.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Mine… sheep-food… for Cindy…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“turned to Lucky. “You ready for this, boy? It is time to get some exercise.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“I am… the Skeleton King.” He was a fearsome looking foe, tall and big, and wielded a giant scythe.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“The Skeleton King.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“The skeleton raised his hands up. “No! Please don’t kill me!” Bob and I were stunned.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Some green goo came squirting out, a little bit of it flew in my mouth. Gaaaaah! Gaggg! “Eww… it’s in my mouth!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“I turned around and a zombie punched me in the face. Oof!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Oh, did you miss us, boy? Was it scary being here by yourself?” Woof! Lucky barked in confirmation. “It’s okay, boy. We’re taking care of all those nasty monsters out there.” Bob and I prepped some food and we sat down for a super late breakfast or early lunch. Lucky scarfed down his food. I was right, I”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“don’t know… I think I read about it”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“He was a fearsome looking foe, tall and big, and wielded a giant scythe.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Then I noticed a block nearby. It was a block with some shiny light blue specs in it. Hmm… that’s a new block. Gotta mine it for sure. So, I carefully made my way around to the new block and started mining it. It took a few seconds for it to break, but nothing dropped.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“I was very careful not to touch it because I like my body parts, thank you very much.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“C-come on… t-there must be some way we can work things out?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“don’t”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7

“Here we go! Fighters get ready! The fight will start in…” “3…” “2…” “1…” I gulped…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 7