Bite This Quotes

“would”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“Protectores del Infierno.”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“congressman who was already dirty just voted himself ‘to become my sock puppet bitch; I want to move my hand and he speaks my words.”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“She hit the floor hard enough to make her ancestors flinch in their graves.”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“What the hell is that?” Bethany Anne was pointing at the plastic Pepsi bottle in his hand. Todd Jenkins looked down at his Pepsi and decided to play along. “A Coke?” “Hell no that isn’t a Coke! That is the vile filth from a disgusting dimension. How did that shit end up in my fridge?”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“He pulled the headphones off and set them aside. “I think I can confirm that Anton is in Argentina.” Lance smiled at the news. “Why is that?” “Because I just heard someone I think is Anton on a short call with Congressman Pepper. Anton uses throwaway cell phones, so that makes my tracking him extremely difficult unless I know one side of the conversation. I was able to capture a comment about the SNAFU in Costa Rica and that he had another one to deal with in Argentina. The Argentinian government just changed hands and he was going to have to meet with a few politicians he hadn’t had conversations with so far. Apparently, he had expected the female incumbent to win.”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This

“Everyone looked back at Nathan as he said, “Well, I guess I should have started out with introducing Pete of the Queen’s Guard.”  The rest of the meeting was very civil.”
― Michael Anderle, Bite This