Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“That brown one over there just tried to eat some chicken feathers. The spotted one looks even dumber. The black one looks like its parents beat it with an ugly stick. A dumb-and-ugly stick.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 7

“wait for my health bar to charge up again before trying to”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 7

“be as foolish as to try that!   On”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 7

“He’s all grown up now! And I have the most perfect, most evil name in the whole world for him: Rudolph. No, I know what you’re thinking, but seriously. With a name that ridiculous, he has no choice but to be angry and evil all the time! It’s perfect! Yes, Rudolph, my valiant steed!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 7