Me Tawk Funny Too Quotes

“Mr Dumble wouldn't stop raising his glass and making toasts to Buster's good health. (Some people might say it was just an excuse for him to drink lots of that expensive champagne which he seemed to enjoy so much, but I'm sure that had nothing to do with it.)”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny Too

“After the gala, they took Hector and Buster to a swanky restaurant for a celebratory dinner. At the door of the restaurant, the manager stopped them and said, “I'm sorry – no dogs allowed. You may leave him tied up outside and a water dish will be provided.”
“A water dish?” spluttered Buster. “Outside? I didn't come here to sit outside and drink water.”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny Too

“Hector Dumble”
― Neil McFarlane, Me Tawk Funny Too