My Friends Call Me Monster Quotes

“His mother refused to wash anything that smelly.”
― R.L. Stine, My Friends Call Me Monster

“heard of the Loch Ness Monster?” Mrs. Hardesty asked. Several hands went up. “Here she goes again,” I whispered to DeWayne. He sat beside me in class. DeWayne rolled his eyes. “Always monsters.” “The other sixth-grade class is doing the Civil War,” I said. “All we talk about is monsters. How weird is that?”
― R.L. Stine, My Friends Call Me Monster

“dude. I’m twelve, but I look like a high school guy. I’m pretty strong, too. That’s a good thing. But I guess kids also call me Monster because of my temper.”
― R.L. Stine, My Friends Call Me Monster