The Epic Santa Chase Quotes

“Josh was known to enjoy baked beans for breakfast. And with a belly full of baked beans, he was capable of producing volleys of noxious farts”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“Josh was known to enjoy baked beans for breakfast. And with a belly full of baked beans, he was capable of producing volleys of noxious farts emitted with such force you had to wonder if he had some kind of pump-action mechanism going on down there.”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“Let’s go!” said Angus. The chicken, the superhero, and baby Jesus took off.”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“iPad”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“virtual”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“abandoning”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story

“overprotective”
― Lee M. Winter, The Epic Santa Chase: An Angus Adams Christmas Short Story