Diary of Steve the Noob 6 Quotes

“Lucky bit on to Bob’s robe and dragged him onward. “Ah! Your pet is trying to run me to death.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“I took a big bite out of the slime ball. The texture was very soft and chewy-like, but as I chewed it in my mouth, it exploded with a flavor of unspeakable nastiness.  “YUCK! OH! GAH! GAG! It tasted like rotten eggs combined with some arm pit sweat.” Bob busted out laughing. “Ewww! That’s so gross,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“Also, they don’t drop anything useful. All I get are these slime balls. I mean, what can you do with these? They are so useless that I might as well toss them.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“turned over to Bob to give him his food, but he was knocked out on his bed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“Ah, no worries, I got you. I made some torches back then. But I only have 10.” He dropped them down to me.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“naked.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“The three of us sat on the floor and ate some cooked beef and chicken.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“Uh…I forgot what to do! Help me, Steve!” Bob yelled in a panicked state. I drew out my pickaxe and whacked the spider in one of its eyeballs. It got staggered and shrieked a high pitch noise.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“Sorry, I didn’t know that that spider was going to be hostile.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“I made a bunch of torches, 100 to be exact. I also crafted some more pickaxes while I”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“bed sat bed to rest on his bed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“YUCK! OH! GAH! GAG! It tasted like rotten eggs”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“Hmm…we’ll have do something about that,” I said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6

“practice. It may save your life on this trip.”   “Hmm…okay, I guess you’re right.”   After eating, we got up and headed towards a herd of sheep.   “Here, take this stone sword and whack a sheep,” I said to Bob.   “Just whack it?”   “Yeah, just swing as hard as you can at the sheep.”   Bob grabbed the sword and walked up to a sheep. “Okay, I’ll try.”   He swung as hard as he could, but missed completely and fell to his butt. “Ow…”   I laughed. “What was that? Okay, don’t swing with all your might. Swing lightly, we’ll take baby steps.”   “Alright…” Bob got up and approached the sheep again. This time he swung and made contact. The sheep started running off.   Baaaaaaaaaa!   “Go finish it, Bob! Chase it down.”   “What?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 6