The Wicked Dead Quotes

“Sadly, hope is the last holdout of the truly screwed. If”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Who the fuck throws beholders at a first level party?” I snapped. “The whole concept of a random monster encounter is that it neither need be fair nor level appropriate.”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Besides, it was painfully obvious that someone like Decker would end up in a place where he’d be polishing Demogorgon’s knob for eternity.”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Smart; always pimp-slap the bad guy when they’re monologuing.”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Shouting out your intended attack might be cool as all hell on Dragonball Z, but doing so in real life was just plain old dumb”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“Oh, sweet merciful God, no! My hand was stuck in Turd’s ass!”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead

“A true friend knows when someone needs their space and gives it to them. However, a true friend also watches the other person’s back, even when they don’t want them to.”
― Rick Gualtieri, The Wicked Dead