Oasis Quotes

“Why delete such a good movie? Was it because it had all those banned words? Or was it the violence?”
― Dima Zales, Oasis

“Fuck. Vagina. Shit. I pointedly think these forbidden words, but my neural scan shows nothing out of the ordinary compared to when I think phonetically similar words, such as shuck, angina, or fit. I don’t see any evidence of my brain being corrupted, though maybe it’s already so damaged that things can’t get any worse.”
― Dima Zales, Oasis

“His sense of humor was permanently replaced by the Pythagorean Theorem.”
― Dima Zales, Oasis