Ash Quotes

“What the fuck was up with my blood?! Was it Nutella flavored?”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I had to harden all of my soft edges if I was going to survive my new life as a tasty Nutella unicorn,”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I was the delicious, chocolate-covered unicorn donut,”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I was going to have to start thinning out her peroxide. She was losing brain cells far too rapidly.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“Stupid pants. What use were they anyway?”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I was just as tough as most of the ash. Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I knew it was going to take him some time to stop treating me like a delicate flower and realize I was just as tough as most of the ash. Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“Dammit, weren’t friends supposed to support your dreams?”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I found my eyes drawn again to Ryder. I was like a fucking bee with a flower, needing to suck out whatever sweetness I knew was inside.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“Nothing like knowing your bestie was all hooked up with some hottie. ”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I loved this chick so much; she was my person. If I ever killed someone, I'd call her to help me dispose of the body.”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash