Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups Quotes

“and sitting next to me are both Jesus and Santa Clause, each of them incredibly ripped and shirtless.          Nice.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“looking up at the gang in a belligerent state of cock drunk lust.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“To be honest, however, I’m about ready to switch over to my favorite treat, Christmas blend coffee from Starbutts.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“No, what the holidays are really about is who can get pounded in the butt by a cup that represents not just one holiday, but every holiday. It’s about having an open heart, and an open butt.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“Two at a time?” I laugh. “Why not? Let’s make it a double shot, boys!”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“Do you like that?” I ask from down below. “Do you like the way that I beat those thick, gay, non-denominational holiday cocks?”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“I don’t know about this,” I whisper, pressing up against one of the cups, “it feels so wrong.”          “It’s so right, though,” he tells me.          Suddenly, my homosexual attraction is just too much to bear. Overwhelmed with lust, I drop down to my knees between them and gaze up with an erotic fire in my eyes.          “Come on,” I beg, “I want you guys to show me what the holiday spirit is all about!”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

“The longer that I dwell on the shape of the new cups, the harder it is to refrain from touching myself, to keep from reaching down between my legs and pumping my fist across my long, hard erection.”
― Chuck Tingle, Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups