Sea Change Quotes

“Out of Jail Free’ cards to put Parker”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“I can’t just stop loving you,’ he said, ‘even if I wish I could’.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“That which does not kill me really, really pisses me off.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“monkeys with the smallest testicles howl the loudest.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“there are two ways to have the tallest building in town—to go out and build the tallest building, brick by brick.” He shrugged. “Or to tear down all the buildings taller than yours.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“Being good was such hard work.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“couldn’t find a friend with both hands”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“Be careful what you wish for,” I said.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“I was being polite,” I said, barely hanging on to my civility. Think of poor Ariadne, and how devastated she would be if I come home early and with a sad story about disemboweling my date with my bare hands. She’d look at my bloody dress and the smile of satisfaction on my face, and she’d be so disappointed.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change

“Also, he’d already tried to order my drink for me, even though I was sitting right in front of him and possessed of all my speech capabilities at the time. This is why I don’t date. Also, because I can consume the souls of my fellow human beings with only the touch of my skin on theirs. But mostly because of this.”
― Robert J. Crane, Sea Change