Five Nights at Freddy's Quotes

“As you can see, there are a few problems: 1.      I’m no plumber, nor do I have a moustache and red clothes. That eliminates Job #1.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“2.      I’ve never wielded a sword in my life, nor have I ever been to ‘Hyrule’, wherever the heck that is. And I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure elves don’t exist. 3.      Intergalactic bounty hunter? I’m a game designer for crying out loud. I don’t want to save the galaxy. Also, I’m a guy. No chance there. 4.      Yeah right. Like I’m gonna write stories on games. Who would ever read those?”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“So I spent all day yesterday going through the paper, searching for something I could do. Here is what interested me: ·         Plumber wanted to marry princess and save kingdom from living mushrooms and giant lizard thing. Must have nice moustache and red clothes. ·         Legendary swordsman wanted to save Hyrule from an evil being who wants to take over the world. Elves only please. ·         Intergalactic bounty hunter wanted to fight parasitic lifeforms and save the galaxy. Females only. ·         Author wanted to write stories about popular games.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“BANG! BANG! BANG! “THERE’S NO ONE HOME!” I shouted to the door, having”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series

“I DON’T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!” I yelled to the figure behind the door. He”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt Trilogy: The ultimate Five Nights at Freddy's diary series