Vacation Hell Quotes

“I love you,” I murmured. “Love you more,” he retorted. I stiffened. “This is not a competition.” A grand declaration that I followed with, “But if it were, I’d win.” Because my dad taught me how to cheat.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“Are you stalking me again?” Lucifer turned to glare suspiciously at Gaia. “It’s not stalking if we’re dating. It’s called an unhealthy suspicion of your activities.” Mother Nature wore a smile Auric knew all too well. Now he knew where Muriel got it from. “I hate it when you twist my own sins against me.” “I know. Which is why you’re obsessed with me.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“You will never lose me,” I whispered against his bare chest. “You own my heart. You gave me a soul.” Because I was pretty sure before I’d met Auric I hadn’t had a proper one. “You are my world.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“Don’t blame me for this one. I’m innocent.” I swear I felt a drop of snow as Hell suffered a sudden temperature drop at my stretching of the truth. Innocent wasn’t a word I could use often, unless unjustly accused. Again, a rare occurrence.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“Monsters?” Lucinda’s eyes brightened. “Can I have one?” For once I wasn’t the one yelling, “no!” But I did roll my eyes when my precious darling burst into tears, forcing David and Auric to hasten to reassure her that she could get a new pet fish when we got home.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“But perhaps the change in scenery would make me a better mother and consort. If not, then at least I wouldn’t have to dig a hole to bury the bodies. I’d donate them to the sea.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell

“I thought you hated the beach because the sand gets in your unmentionables and you scream like a little girl when slimy things like fish or seaweed touch you.” “I do hate those things.”
― Eve Langlais, Vacation Hell