Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“I woke up to find Herobrine staring at me. Talk about scary! I hate his glowing eyes and his smug face. How is he so evil? Why won’t he just die? Why does he want to stay here with us?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“Note to Herobrine: fall in a hole.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“if Herobrine practices his evil snoring like I practice my evil laugh. I”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“Steve and I are building up a small army of iron golems to try to keep ourselves safe in this village, but”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“Herobrine doesn’t just eat meat. He loves cookies. He just ate two stacks of cookies. I’m beginning to think that his stomach is a black hole or a bottomless pit. I wonder if he could eat Steve. At least then I wouldn’t have to listen to him whine about how tired he is. I’m more tired than you are, Steve, so whine about something else!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“verrry”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“when Steve gets reasonable. It makes it hard to disagree with him, and I hate agreeing with him.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“He found my secret chest of cookies and ate all of them. Every last crumb.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“I wonder if Herobrine practices his evil snoring like I practice my evil laugh.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5

“I'm going to use the last if our iron to craft a bucket. It's gotta work.   3:00pm”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 5