Greek Key Quotes

“The day that science figures out how to let a human photosynthesize will be the happiest day of Mike’s life, and even then he’ll sunbathe in a parking lot to make sure he isn’t depriving the grass of their fair share.)”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“Sugar plus coffee did reach Great Britain right around the time that steam engines finally hit their stride. Imagine that for a second: the British and stimulants, together at last! Shit got done.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“Sparky’s built like a linebacker and moves twice as fast. Get a little adrenaline pumping, and things tend to break around him.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“I would never dream of telling him he had probably managed to bore a ghost to death.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“If society wasn’t so hell-bent on running on daylight, I think we’d sleep until the sun went down.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“With the locals teaching us tourists the old Greek drinking songs. Most of those songs had been around since before there was an America. I think some of them had been around since before there was an England.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“Every time he saw someone he thought was one of our new goons, he marked it by tearing a piece off of his paper napkin. Truth be told, I got a little worried when he needed a new napkin.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key

“I realized I was scaring people. Whatever was written on my face must have been absolutely violent. I had the entire street to myself, as pedestrians and cars alike moved to get out of my path.”
― K.B. Spangler, Greek Key