Anomaly Flats Quotes

“waiting patiently for her to finish eating her coffee and drive it away into the night—out of Missouri, up through the plains, and into Saskatchewan, to Lenore’s place, where everything would be okay.”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“Once you go back to real life, nothing will ever be exciting anymore! Everything you do from now on will be routine and boring and not-at-all baffling or mysterious compared to Anomaly Flats!”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“The Walmart is having a sale on canned tuna this week, three cans for $2.49. The Walmart would like to remind you that the canned tuna is in Aisle 3, not in aisle 8, and it is perfectly safe there. Attention, Anomaly Flats: Do not go into aisle 8 in the Walmart. Do not go into the Walmart. Do not ever go into the Walmart.”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“fingers curved down. Christ, she thought, it’s like guiding a forklift through a mirror.”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“Routine and boring and not-at-all mysterious sounds like the perfect life.” Of”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“The Walmart is having a sale on canned tuna this week, three cans for $2.49. The Walmart would like to remind you that the canned tuna is in Aisle 3, not in aisle 8, and it is perfectly safe there. Attention, Anomaly Flats: Do not go into aisle 8 in the Walmart. Do not go into the Walmart. Do not ever go into the Walmart.” The”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats

“I’m Mrs. Roach,” the old woman said, writing Mallory’s name down in the book. “Oh! Ha. Roach Motel,” Mallory said, suddenly smiling. “That makes me feel better.” “It shouldn’t. The cockroaches are nicer than I am,” the old woman muttered, slamming the book shut. “Or so I’m told.”
― Clayton Smith, Anomaly Flats